I do like cinemas...

I'm lowering myself. I feel lost, like a donkey changed onto a diet of bargain carrots rather than the fresh ones it's used to.

I do like cinemas though. I mean cinemas are great.

I think it'll be really great if I don't tell you why I'm feeling lesser... or why I do like cinemas.

It'd be great: I like popcorn, I like Ice-cream, I like sweets and fizzy! So I don't see why they wouldn't let me do my business on that side of things... Not the film part, not being eighteen would make that difficult to explain to people when they ask to watch Saw Fifty-Seven or... I don't really know any decent and well known eighteen's... mainly because that just means they're stupidly gory... I would like to watch something like a clockwork orange again... Gosh, that was a funky mindfunker.

"Funkin' About with your mind liquid,
Playing in the dark like a luminious squid,
Don't touch me there Mr.Niceman!
I don't like trees."

That's a song to illustrate my point. I hope it makes you moist in your special place.

Although no, it's ikky and wrong. RAAAAAR! *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*
Sorry, that was two weeks ago! Gosh Tom, you're not a dinosaur anymore, *Scolds!* Gosh, I need proper housetraining sometimes. It's a good thing I'm here to keep myself in check.

Now, I've completely forgotten where this post was meant to go. And I really really fancy a game of Mario kart, except the Wii was sold for obvious reasons and my DS has gone walkabout. Pooey poo. Why do I always miss my DS when I don't have it! It's infuriating. I hate complacency and human nature, "Y'don't miss something 'till it's gown, sonny-bawy!" Ain't that true, and fiercely anger-fying - It's not a word, don't worry, you're not stupid. - I do like cinemas though, I always play my DS in cinemas; when the film's bad of course... Like it usually is. Alice In Vunderland vas Vunderbar however I really like it, "Why is a Raven like a writing desk?" I do wonder, Johnny, I do wonder.

Well, time to go back into my cocoon, expect a post indefinitely sometime in the future, I need to gather stuff to rant and rave about (*RAVE!* *Headbangs to electronic music*)

Thank you all very dearly, The White Queen Tawm-The-Almighty

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Well, I wanna be the very best - in as few words as possible.

Perhaps that no-one ever was...

To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.

*Snorting noise* SORRY! You've caught me at a bad time *puts cool sunglasses on* I've been hibernating for the majority of the winter... And today... It was hot, muchas muchas hot... Like my girlfriend BOOYA! *Motions for high five...* Damnit...

So, today I realised I'm a better pianist than I thought. Not gunna elaborate there, gunna leave you hanging like a dog underneath a bakery window on "Leave your meat pie's on the tall windowledge" day.

Well busy busy week in school. Got my final exam timetable today and there're fourteen exams on there, how awesome's that! =D

I had a deadline for coursework that I didn't need to worry about, but I had fun playing games on my laptop whilst everyone else ran around like mindless hamsters worrying about missing pieces of paper and stuff. I also spent a good half an hour stood in a cupboard with a pair of scissors and a copy of King Lear...

I like King Lear.

I have also JUST (recent news!) Decided that tea is the ultimate medicine, allowing me to revise for a french mock exam I have tomorrow which I feel quite good about even though I know I'm under prepared *Imaginary high fives with imaginary friend*

And! I'm unbanned from Tesco! YAAAY. Apparently the big black man "Isn't a big scary black man" and doesn't mind us going back in because we're not "bad lads" How cool's that?

I feel so criminal claiming I was banned from a small chain of supermarkets =D

Of course I am though so everything's fine.

My elbows hurt...

My tongue also hurts: DAMNIT MONSTER MUNCH AND YOUR ONIONY GOODNESS!

Fricken' Walkers making fricken' tasty crisps... DAMNIT!

D'aww, crimp on my entire day, and now my back's hurting! RAAAAAR!

Oh yeah! Biggest news of the day; Awakening from my sleep I decided today was act like a dinosaur day, so I did. My Maths teacher didn't like it. Neither did most of my teachers ¬¬ I had short arms and made a high pitched "RAAAAAR though, not to mention biting people's shoulders and trying to nom them to death so I could eat their innards. No-one really agreed to letting me eat their innards tho-

FRICK! My back really hurts.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *Nom nom nom nom*

Thanks for readin'

Tomosaur! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!