RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Well, I wanna be the very best - in as few words as possible.

Perhaps that no-one ever was...

To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.

*Snorting noise* SORRY! You've caught me at a bad time *puts cool sunglasses on* I've been hibernating for the majority of the winter... And today... It was hot, muchas muchas hot... Like my girlfriend BOOYA! *Motions for high five...* Damnit...

So, today I realised I'm a better pianist than I thought. Not gunna elaborate there, gunna leave you hanging like a dog underneath a bakery window on "Leave your meat pie's on the tall windowledge" day.

Well busy busy week in school. Got my final exam timetable today and there're fourteen exams on there, how awesome's that! =D

I had a deadline for coursework that I didn't need to worry about, but I had fun playing games on my laptop whilst everyone else ran around like mindless hamsters worrying about missing pieces of paper and stuff. I also spent a good half an hour stood in a cupboard with a pair of scissors and a copy of King Lear...

I like King Lear.

I have also JUST (recent news!) Decided that tea is the ultimate medicine, allowing me to revise for a french mock exam I have tomorrow which I feel quite good about even though I know I'm under prepared *Imaginary high fives with imaginary friend*

And! I'm unbanned from Tesco! YAAAY. Apparently the big black man "Isn't a big scary black man" and doesn't mind us going back in because we're not "bad lads" How cool's that?

I feel so criminal claiming I was banned from a small chain of supermarkets =D

Of course I am though so everything's fine.

My elbows hurt...

My tongue also hurts: DAMNIT MONSTER MUNCH AND YOUR ONIONY GOODNESS!

Fricken' Walkers making fricken' tasty crisps... DAMNIT!

D'aww, crimp on my entire day, and now my back's hurting! RAAAAAR!

Oh yeah! Biggest news of the day; Awakening from my sleep I decided today was act like a dinosaur day, so I did. My Maths teacher didn't like it. Neither did most of my teachers ¬¬ I had short arms and made a high pitched "RAAAAAR though, not to mention biting people's shoulders and trying to nom them to death so I could eat their innards. No-one really agreed to letting me eat their innards tho-

FRICK! My back really hurts.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *Nom nom nom nom*

Thanks for readin'

Tomosaur! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!