March 15, 2010

I do like cinemas...

I'm lowering myself. I feel lost, like a donkey changed onto a diet of bargain carrots rather than the fresh ones it's used to.

I do like cinemas though. I mean cinemas are great.

I think it'll be really great if I don't tell you why I'm feeling lesser... or why I do like cinemas.

It'd be great: I like popcorn, I like Ice-cream, I like sweets and fizzy! So I don't see why they wouldn't let me do my business on that side of things... Not the film part, not being eighteen would make that difficult to explain to people when they ask to watch Saw Fifty-Seven or... I don't really know any decent and well known eighteen's... mainly because that just means they're stupidly gory... I would like to watch something like a clockwork orange again... Gosh, that was a funky mindfunker.

"Funkin' About with your mind liquid,
Playing in the dark like a luminious squid,
Don't touch me there Mr.Niceman!
I don't like trees."

That's a song to illustrate my point. I hope it makes you moist in your special place.

Although no, it's ikky and wrong. RAAAAAR! *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*
Sorry, that was two weeks ago! Gosh Tom, you're not a dinosaur anymore, *Scolds!* Gosh, I need proper housetraining sometimes. It's a good thing I'm here to keep myself in check.

Now, I've completely forgotten where this post was meant to go. And I really really fancy a game of Mario kart, except the Wii was sold for obvious reasons and my DS has gone walkabout. Pooey poo. Why do I always miss my DS when I don't have it! It's infuriating. I hate complacency and human nature, "Y'don't miss something 'till it's gown, sonny-bawy!" Ain't that true, and fiercely anger-fying - It's not a word, don't worry, you're not stupid. - I do like cinemas though, I always play my DS in cinemas; when the film's bad of course... Like it usually is. Alice In Vunderland vas Vunderbar however I really like it, "Why is a Raven like a writing desk?" I do wonder, Johnny, I do wonder.

Well, time to go back into my cocoon, expect a post indefinitely sometime in the future, I need to gather stuff to rant and rave about (*RAVE!* *Headbangs to electronic music*)

Thank you all very dearly, The White Queen Tawm-The-Almighty